50 shades of grey

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 09-Mar-2013 15:28:46

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey."

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left she held a rope,
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well, fifty years or so ago,
I might have had a peek.
But Mabel hasn't weathered well.
She's eighty four next week!

Watching Mabel bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet
A couple minutes later.
She put her teeth back in and said,
"I am a dominater!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered.
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked,
Bent forward just a bit.
I went to hold her, sensual like,
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out.
My god what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out,
"Step on the other one!"

Well readers, I can't tell no more
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned fifty shades of grey.

Post 2 by Mumbledore (... procrastinating again. i meant to write this days ago.) on Sunday, 10-Mar-2013 11:41:45

ahahaha I like it, becky. twisted.

Post 3 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Sunday, 17-Mar-2013 2:32:22

Oh my god wow. I was totally laughing over here, thanks.

Post 4 by Freedomlocks (Veteran Zoner) on Tuesday, 19-Mar-2013 12:13:22

lol your a fuckin boss!

Post 5 by CrazyMusician (If I don't post to your topic, it's cuz I don't give a rip about it!) on Tuesday, 19-Mar-2013 15:13:17

ROFL Hilarious

Post 6 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Tuesday, 19-Mar-2013 16:19:05

Agree you are the boss! That's awesome!

Post 7 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 25-Mar-2013 19:14:33

lmao!

Post 8 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 31-Mar-2013 12:41:46

Lololol!

Post 9 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 01-Apr-2013 9:56:05

lmfao! Love it!